Secretary Janet Napolitano
Department of Homeland Security
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Washington, DC 20528
September 28, 2010
Dear Secretary Napolitano,
My name is Mindy [named changed to protect the identity of the author]. I’m a full time student at Harrisburg University of Science and Technology and I am compelled to report my concerns about the existence of a blogo-terrorist working at and through the school. Would you please root out this evil and protect the America that I love? I think he must belong to the Lyndon LaRouche clique.
It is obvious that the blogo-terrorist is not well acquainted with either HU or the American educational system. For example, he expressed concern that HU students are not able to “pass” the GRE! 99.9% of American Patriots know that the GRE is not a pass/fail test; it is not possible to fail the GRE! But he thinks he is an expert about our way of Education. What will this crazy say and do next? We have a very tall building and you know how tempting these beautiful buildings are to those who live in a world created by insular and narrow thinking! Clearly he is not a student as what he writes about our opinions supposedly on our behalf is largely incorrect. I hope he comes to his senses soon and starts to talk to all of the students and not just the few faculty, staff and students in his clique.
Even worse, Federal dollars are being used to pay this person’s salary while the money could be much better spent helping students. Shouldn’t he be working to help the students and not just himself and members of his clique? Can we have that money back with interest?
I would like to take this opportunity to tell you that our Physics Department is developing a green, energy saving, computer monitored, nano-composite, silent, and smokeless electric chair (all smoking is prohibited in our building). Perhaps the blogo-terrorist could be the first customer?
If he takes control, 85% or more of the students would leave in a panic. Although he does make us laugh when he describes who he thinks are good employees. 🙂
I am so afraid. Please help!!!