Monthly Archives: October 2010

THESE ARE THE CONTINUING VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP WRECK — ING — HU (PART III)

THESE ARE THE CONTINUING VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP WRECK — ING — HU OMANURA:  Shuttlecraft to Starbase Cochran.  Shuttlecraft to Starbase Cochran.  We have temporarily abandoned the Wreck – Ing – Hu  although we have the Guinness Device secured.  We are … Continue reading

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Perhaps Waa would care to attend Dr. Umar’s Organizational Mind class? Mondays & Wednesdays, 2:00 pm to 5:00 pm. Deck 12.

“Flat structures … have their advantages and have become more popular among scholars and practitioners.  Administrative costs tend to be lower in flat organizations because fewer hierarchical levels require fewer managers and support personnel …. Increased freedom in decision making … Continue reading

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THESE ARE THE CONTINUING VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP WRECK — ING — HU (PART II)

THESE ARE THE CONTINUING VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP WRECK — ING — HU HULU:                      Captain: shields at .91%. CAPTAIN JERK:    Mr. Snot.  Damage Report. SNOTTY:                Anoothe hit like thaa, Captin, and we’ll lose Warped Drive. CAPTAIN JERK:    Cut off life-support to … Continue reading

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The university now enrolls 19,000 undergraduates. With an average class size of 100, “students cannot get individual attention” and teacher training is a “total blank,” says Zheng Wenguang, head of the higher-education department.

Isn’t one of HU’s biggest selling points HU’s very favorable teacher/student ratio?  Might that not have a cost associated with it? Despite what Waa Ching Hu says — again, he/she/they clearly is not/are not students of HU — HU has … Continue reading

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THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP WRECK — ING — HU (PART I)

<RED ALERT> <RED ALERT> Tickoff:                       Keptin to ze Breedge.  Keptin to ze Breedge. Captain Jerk:            Jerk here.  What is it, Mr. Tickoff? Tickoff:                        Keptin.  Ze Reliant is demandink our imvediate surrender. Captain Jerk:             Where is Lt. Omanura? Tickoff:                        Nobody knows, … Continue reading

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WAA CHING HU SHOULD RESIGN NOW!

Your Contact Information First Last Name Address City, State, Zip Code Phone Number Email Address Date Employer Contact Information Name Title Organization Address City, State, Zip Code Salutation Dear Mr./Ms. Last Name, First Paragraph Your letter should say that you … Continue reading

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Does Waa Ching Hu have a future in Televangelism?

There is a seventh dimension, beyond that which is known to humanity. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and darkness, between science and superstition, and it … Continue reading

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Maginot Line

Is Waa Ching Hu clueless or what?!?  Harrisburg University of Science and Technology has, in the relatively recent past, hired a new professional for Student Services about whom there has not been a single complaint and about whom the students … Continue reading

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The Following Letter was sent to Secretary Janet Napolitano, Department of Homeland Security on September 28, 2010

Secretary Janet Napolitano Department of Homeland Security U.S. Department of Homeland Security Washington, DC 20528 September 28, 2010 Dear Secretary Napolitano, My name is Mindy [named changed to protect the identity of the author].  I’m a full time student at … Continue reading

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Have You seen Waa Ching Hu? HERE IS THE NEW WAA CHING HU HOTLINE 1.800.641.7529

1.800.641.7529 http://www.themeadows.net/ 132 THE MEADOWS DRIVE, CENTRE HALL, PA 16828 1.800.641.7529 HOME CEO MESSAGE PROGRAMS AND SERVICES EMPLOYMENT EVENTS CONTACT FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS THE MEADOWS IS ACCREDITED BY THE JOINT COMMISSION. The Meadows is the leading behavioral health treatment facility … Continue reading

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